MAIN CHARACTER SEASON 1
"Chicks dig the name right? Why wouldn't they? Plus, I’m like a celebrity being Eugene's bodyguard and all. How cool is that?! Sure I get shot, stabbed, punched, dropped out of buildings, run over by tanks and even one time some crazy ninja chick tried cutting my head off with a katana, AND DIDN'T! I'm pretty sure I'm invincible, NOW, how cool IS THAT?!"
I CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING
"Yeah, I guess being 16 years old but having this sweet body MAY have its drawbacks... hahaha who am I kidding, it rocks! I can get away with anything, AN-Y-THING! Just as long as Eugene doesn't find out, or Lillian, God what a babe. Too bad she doesn't dig guys, but we'll see about that, I've been working on some sweet lines and really toning up lately. As for my own dreams and wants, not too sure, I can basically do anything I want right now as long as I don’t have to study for it. I guess I'll figure that out down the road, or maybe something will just give me the right push, ya know?"